The Shooter

This realistic dong does everything but your laundry! Then again, what man does the laundry???? 8 inches of insertable pleasure - this realistically designed dong even EJACULATES. Yes, yes it does. I was definitely perplexed by this item - I mean, a dildo that can ejaculate - what is the purpose exactly? Fun of course! My hubby and I were determined to use this item to his fullest potential and have as much flirty fun as we could. Reading the directions the operation of this item seemed simple: remove the bottom of the dong which contains the 'ejaculation channel' (aka the mini turkey baster) and suck up the substitute ejaculate of your choice. Substitute ejaculate? Hmmmm, what could we use for a subsitute ejaculate? If you were going to put this inside your vagina you would want to avoid ALL sugary substances (sugar + vagina = nasty infection) so what could we use as an ejaculation substitute? Water - too thin; whipped cream - too sugary; lube - too messy; lotion - conditioning, but not good for insertion. Hmmmm, what to do? We settled on lotion and decided to keep the final moments of play to oral only and do the 'money shot' on my face or breasts. OK, decision made. After naming our new friend "Freddy the wonder schlong" we began play. First, I gave Freddy a nice blowjob. I have to say, the jelly-like texture is not realistic feeling and it tasted bad (stick to insertion is my advice). Freddy has nice girth to go with his 8" - 1 1/2 inches to be exact - so he was definitely UP for the challenge. We switched it up to insertion. My hubby watched as I did Freddy while he masturbated. We love the fantasy of having a threesome - and Freddy was fitting in just fine. The size was very pleasing - the jelly texture was easy to insert with some lube. It looks real - with veins and a well-defined head. It felt nice inside - not quite as bendy as I would have liked, but flexible enough. The testicles were replaced by a single 'ball' - the bulb of the baster a