Marble Slimline G

It's never a good sign when the first thing you do at the sight of a sex toy is break into gales of hysterical laughter. That was my reaction when I pulled my Marble Slimline G out of the box. Although the shape of the toy is pretty typical for a G-spot vibrator, an egg on the top of a bent stem, the material of this toy is… unique. It looks like really unconvincing fake marble, or possibly malachite. One expects, when one picks it up, to be able to use it as a weapon to bash against the head of an unsuspecting burglar who has wandered into one's bedroom during an intimate moment. Yes, it looks like nothing more than a cheap statue. Sadly, it's actually made of lightweight plastic, so the burglar fantasy is not a practical one, but, even despite it's unattractive aesthetics, the packaging of this strange little toy did have one word that filled me with hope… "waterproof." I'm willing to put up with a lot for a waterproof toy, and so I pulled out two AA batteries (not included) and got myself psyched up for a test drive. Color me shocked, not literally, because I didn't trust the waterproof nature of the toy enough to take it into a bathtub with me (I like to see at least a rubber o-ring), but because this little green monster has power. I don't quite get g-spot stimulation, which probably means I'm doing it wrong, but this little strange looking vibrator provides quite a punch. It's adjustable vibrations range from mild to quite strong, given that it only runs on two AA batteries, and I actually quite enjoyed playing with it. The stem is quite slender, so the head is like a nice, small, vibrating egg on a stick. Despite the urge to mock it, and a friend saying "it looked like an invention of the Vorlons," it was quite a fun toy to play with. It's also quite easy to clean, due to the waterproof hard plastic exterior. Plus, it gives new meaning to the concept of a trophy partner…

When I got this toy my first thought was it's beautiful. It looks like jade green marble. This toy is Pthalate free, and waterproof, so it looked to have great potential in and out of the tub. I love Gspot orgasms I figured with the power this one had it would be easy. My husband started playing with the toy on my nipples, which felt great and then moved down slowly teasing my lips and clit. With the vibrations on high, and the smooth head of this toy, I could easily have come just from the head of the toy on my clit. It felt so good that when he was running it around my lips, over my clit and vagina, I lifted my hips and went to town on the Marble G. My husband was pushing the toy in a bit to far in his haste, he loved watching me with the toy from the great erection he had, and I think he wasn't focusing on my Gspot. So for me the G never happened. He said his entire arm was numb from the vibrations of this toy so on high, be prepared for an intense vibration. It was a great toy, we really loved it and clean up was easy with antibacterial wash since the toy is waterproof.