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PENTHOUSE LETTERS “ THE BOSS” Reviewed by: Ladylove 1/25/09 Penthouse letters, staring Moni Michaels, is a collection of fantasies that were written in to Penthouse magazine, then brought to life on screen. Each skit starts with an intro reading, which eventually fads to a live story. The skits are just long enough to get you ‘interested’ and carry out your own rendition of the fantasy, if you’d like to. All the women are real (with the exception of one) and beautiful. The men are young and built with gorgeous soldiers. It includes not only 5 titillating skits, it has a bonus skit and candid picture page as well. This collect collection of skits is the best I’ve seen in a long time. I loved them all. The fantasies include: The General, The reporter, The Attendant, The Madam, The Boss and the bonus is the The Radio Show. They touch on everything from m/m/f, f/f, m/f, which include squirting, double penetration, single penetration lots of “good oral” and romance to kick it up a notch. It’s hard to pick a favorite but if pushed, I’d have to pick the bonus scene which is a sub-dom skit that includes a little of everything. In addition to that, I usually don’t fully appreciate f/f scenes; this one is HOT! The Attendant skit is completely over the top. A gorgeous women comes to pick up her car, which is not ready, she sits in the corner to wait for the hot mechanic to finish up. While she’s waiting she start to play with herself and the mechanic doesn’t notice. She get bolder and....... You’ll love to see each of these hot skits. If they don’t do it for you I don’t know what will. This is a great flick for everyone. For a fist timer, the romantic, the experienced, everyone. I give Penthouse Letters - The boss 5 our of 5 hearts.

Jill Kelly Productions gives us this over 90 minute film,with 5 scenes. Starring Cindy Crawford (no, not the supermodel LOL), Katie Morgan, Eva Angelina, Kayla Marie, and a variety of man-flesh. We don’t even get into a plot in the first scene. We just have Cindy come up on some guy in a woods set, that “created her from his imagination” as is very hungry, though I think he really meant to say HORNY! Then comes another guy who is checking out all of the flora in the woods, yet just happens to miss the naked woman that is crouching behind the rock he sits down on and removes his shirt from. All of a sudden, wow, there she is! Hello there, my lovely. 2 girls give new meaning to the word “swinging”, in their cute baby doll nighties, with more of a feminine scene, with lots of lace & licking, toys & tittillation. Here comes a MFF 3-some, in the woods set again. And the girls almost seem like they’re competing to see who gives the best oral, and I must say that I do like to see some well-meaning competition! There’s a blooper at the end of this scene, where you can hear the director yell “Attention, we’re rolling now!” LOL The last scene is a snow bunny in a fur coat and a thong, with 2 guys. I don’t think they’re cold, because they seem to be heating the set up all by themselves! All the scenes basically start the same, oral for her, oral for him, sex in a couple of positions, and all so you can see what’s going on, some porno music, lots of expletives, then the cum shots, with the scene fading out after zooming in on the cum. There’s a photo gallery, trailers for other films, and behind the scenes for this film as well. I would say that all of the women in this film have proven that they all hold the title of Sex Goddess!

Jill Kelly Productions brings you this 1 hour & 33 minute film full of girls getting what they want; and what they want is cock, lots & lots of cock, the best cock there is. And, oh yeah, they definitely get lots & lots of cock in this film!! Jill Kelly not only produces this film, but is in it as well. You get an all-star cast, starring Cindy Crawford, Alexis Amore, Randy Spears, Star E. Knight (I don’t make these up), Evan Stone, and many others are all in this exciting film. There are 6 scenes to choose from, each with it’s own little theme, usually accompanied by some “pornish” music. There’s a couple scene, where they’re in the bedroom, and it’s almost like you’re watching an “almost” everyday couple having sex. Then there’s one of 4 scenes where there’s more than one guy giving it to a lady! The second scene, Jill Kelly herself gets licked, banged, fucked, reamed, fingered, and whatever else they can find to do by 3 other men, all by a pool. Hey, if you’re the Director of a porn, you deserve some special treatment, right? There’s a great SUB/DOM feeling to one scene, where it’s only 2 people (MF), and I love love love her string bodysuit, chains, collars, masks, and other assorted fun stuff in that scene (which is my favorite). You can go from sort of mild, to really wild, all in the time it takes to view this film. The only scene I didn’t care for was the last one, involving 2 guys and a girl. This scene was more “fluffy” and very stereotypical of what most people think of when they think of porn, but that girl does have some mad oral skills! We have 3-somes AND 4-somes in this film, and the girl gets ALL of the attention of the guys! At the very end, there seemed to be some kind of glitch, like they were going to put in a new scene, but changed their mind, it was kind of weird, but it was just a blip, so no big deal. You also get a variety of extras, like photo galleries, trailers, and teasers too.

Cezar Capone presents the voyeuristic adventures of Cock Diesel and his girlfriend Renna Ryan in their search for hottie hook ups with Risi Simms, Sabree Lynn, Victoria, Jackie Joy, and Robyn Lee. The footage is filmed from first person perspective with a “home movie” feel. A neighbor breaks into Diesel’s apartment and nabs his home sex tapes, along with money from his wallet. The following footage contains seven sex “tapes,” each including Renna; five featuring hook up scenes. The girls in the film are young, firm, and eager. They are also giggly and unrealistically agreeable to suggestion by two strangers with a camera. The action is very inexperienced in nature and looses a lot of potential heat with the goofing around and angst driven dialogue. There is very little action other than basic touching and basic screwing. Even the girl on girl action here was weak. There was no use of condoms and they don’t even look like they are enjoying themselves. In my opinion, the film encourages some very poor choices: stealing from your friends, risking your health and well being, and embarrassing yourself on film with your lack of sexual prowess. On a positive note, the girls have a very real look to them - real boobs, real curves, real jiggle, and seemingly unscripted “real life.” So, if the idea of picking up unknown females for unprotected twenty-something threesomes turns you on, order up a keg and some pizza, because you have over three hours of mindless sucking and fucking to watch. This professional attempt at amateur filmmaking feels like plastic porn. Our top five responses to this DVD are: •“Couldn’t they wait until the wax rash disappeared? That sort of diminishes the allure of a Brazilian.” •“Ok, warn the homophobes… too many extreme close-ups of the one eyed snake.” •“I think the Friday night marital obligation is steamier than this.” •“This guy needs new tricks, he’s all bump and grind; it’s unoriginal.” •“How ‘bout a little less talk?"

Are you a voyeur at heart? Wanna catch a quick peek at what your neighbors are doing after hours? Well, join Risi and Diesel as they pick up some sassy sluts and videotape the sexcapades. This video has a homemade feeling to it - but it is very, very good quality. There is a bit of a "Blair Witch Project" feel as the camera follows the action. Oh, and what action there is. Blowjobs, double blowjobs, fondling and fucking. What there is a noticable lack of is 'true' mutual oral between the girls. Oh sure, they kiss, touch, fondle and there is a little female/female action, but I would not characterize this as a 'lesbian' feature. I kinda missed that! The girls are very real looking. Average looks, decent bodies. They DEFINITELY need a lesson in proper waxing. If I were to guess, I would say that some of these gals never shaved before. Result: BAD ass acne. I am sorry if this is petty, but I don't want to look at a ton of ass acne - especially this one gal - it looked like a pre-pubescent teenager's face the night before prom! While there is a nice selection of natural breasts from A cup to a very jiggly D cup - I find the au natural look to be a bit redundant and would have really liked a nice pair of big, fake tits - but that is my preference. Risi is definitely hot and she has a very 'meaty' pussy (to quote the film). She is hot and horny and ready for action. Diesel has a nice cock and he sure can get it on with these gals. There is a lack of positions, he seems to like the camera ready positions where he can tape it from above while seeing the ladies sucking him off or his cock buried in their snatches. In any case, it is hot. I would have loved some more in-depth female action and a little more variety in scenarios - but hey, it is not MY personal home porn vid! If you like the idea of being a fly on the wall - you will love this film. There is plenty of sex for all your neighbors to enjoy.